And by that I do not mean that it smells bad.
Yesterday I took my car in for service. Well not only for that it seems like as soon as you get to the point where you can afford the car everything needs to be replaced so either you can't afford to fix the things and you have a falling apart car or you get so tired of it that you just get a new one, which costs you much more.
So here was my list of things that needed help: service (oil change), left blinker/tail light going in and out, small dime sized dent on the driver door from where Donald's bike tipped over, last year Don's truck was broken into and they took the key, so we had it deactivated and then our neighbor found it in his yard, so I wanted to get it reactivated, and last time I went in they said my rear view mirror was coming apart so they put it back together and then a couple months later all the anti-glare fluid in it started leaking all over and pooled into the middle of the mirror.
Now BMW's are slightly different than other cars for service because you don't have to get the oil changed every 3,000 miles, instead you get this crazy expensive service every 7,000-12,000 miles.
So I take it in for it's service (which last time cost me almost $300)and the guy told me that it needed it's inspection 2, I guess that is when they check everything. I tell him about all the other things and he prints up an estimate sheet....are you ready for this....I can hear you all cringe.
The inspection 2 is $671 (what the...are you coating it all in gold or something), the dent repair is $125, the light was not just a bulb but a short in the entire casing and $377, to reactivate the computer chip key that is way too sophisticated for it's own good was $70 and the mirror apparently can not be opened and drained (so how was it coming apart before, I don't know) instead the whole thing needs to be replaced which costs about $700- for a flipping mirror! Grand total: $1943 (choke, choke).
Yeah right, cause I just have 2 grand laying around to fix little random things with. So I told them to just give me the oil change (still $271) and the dent repair because they said they would buff the little scratch out as well, and the rest I would have to do later. I also had a $50 service credit that they send you in the mail as a new year's promotion. New Grand total: $353
Still that is for an oil change! After 4 hours of them playing with it I finally pick it up, pay the outrageous amount and drive out of the dealership feeling like I have absolutely nothing to show for that money that I could have bought something really cool with. Oh and they got the dent out but the scratch was still there, but by that time the repair guy had gone to lunch, as did pretty much everyone else.
I get home and as I am getting out of the car I see a 7" pen mark across my front seat. I was livid! But the dealer was back in Riverside so I used a magic eraser and it came up- but still I was very very mad at them. About a half an hour later I had to go pick up the kids and when I looked in the back seat I noticed that they had moved Eli's seat over, don't ask my why, nothing required them to be in the backseat. So I get back there to fix it and the entire backseat is just laying there, not attached to anything. They had taken it off -for what I don't know and never put it back on. Therefore, I had to reposition all the seatbelts and get the seat back in the grooves and pop it back into place before I could even go get the kids. I was so stinkin' mad yesterday I could have spit on those BMW people. If I had the time I would have made them put it back in. Note to self- find someone else to deal with my car.